Kids!

     You know kids are funny especially when somebody is pregnant! The questions start rolling in left and right. The first thing my youngest daughter Gracey asked me was "how is that baby going to get out of there"? UHHHH how in the world do you answer that question??? I don't know if anyone else has ever figured it out but I can promise I haven't!! I tip-toed around it for a long time then the question started about how the baby got in there in the first place. That is an even more sensitive subject!

     So the day came that my older daughter kept asking all of these questions and I finally broke down and felt the need to answer her questions. She said "Mom how did that baby get in there"? I told her it was magic!! She said, "Mom magic doesn't exist"! I said, "Yes, it does that is how that baby got in there in the first place"!! She said, "Okay then how is it getting out of there"? I said, "That is magic too!" She said, "Mom, I am 9 years old I can google it". Wow we didn't have the internet and google when I was 9!!! I forgot that kids are technologically advanced these days!!! I said, "Okay Abbey I will tell you". So I sat her down and explained how it gets out of your belly. She looks at me and as I think she is going to sa something absolutely profound she says, " That is so not right"! I laughed!!!

     The day had come and I had the baby and it was time to come home. As soon as I walked in the door Gracey wanted to see my belly. I showed it to her and she said, "Where did the baby come out of there"? And before I could say anything Abbey said, "Gracey it didn't come out of her belly and you don't want to know where it came from". Well this has peaked Gracey's curiousity so she says, "Yes, I really want to know where that baby came out of". Abbey then proceeds to scream,"It came out of her vajay jay"! Gracey's face goes blank and she says, "Oh yuck"!!!!

     Kids have been a learning experience for me!! They ask the funniest questions and say the funniest things at the most inappropriate times! Like for instance when Dawson proclaimed to everyone in the store yesterday that he needed help because his mom hit him just because I wouldn't give him his way!!! Anyway life is interesting when children are around especially mine! They are a regular comedy act!! Well I am done for today I am going to listen to Gracey run  around the house singing a song that she doesn't know while she is making up words for it!!!LOL