In December 1998 when the doctor told me that I was 3 months pregnant I was so excited. The next month when the ultrasound tech told me it was a boy I was ecstatic. Little did I know that it is a little more interesting having a boy than a girl...life is funny that way!
I never thought being a mother could be so interesting, funny, and stressful all at the same time! I thought being a mother to girls would be so much harder than being a mother to a boy...WRONG!!!! As my son has grown older life has drastically changed!! Now instead of him looking at Blue's Clues I am catching him looking at PORN!!! OMG when did this crap start and how in the hell does he know this stuff even exists?? I have decided after catching him in a comprising position it would be best to buy him a lock for his bedroom door! Then as I looked through the browsing history and found how to take a girls bra off followed by TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF that it would be a good idea to put parental controls on his computer! Dear Lord give me some patience to deal with this and a prescription for Valium cause these are gonna be some long teenage years...AMEN!!!
